How do i play playstation 3?

May be...

look it up on youtube

First you get two pieces of bread. You slather peanut butter on one slice of bread, and jelly on the other. You take the two pieces and smother your PS3. Then you hump you PS3 into submission. I think a ridiculous question deserves a ridiculous answer...

First you will have to go to Playstation (it's some where in Washington DC); then you will have to find the 3rd terminal and then you are ready to play Beyond!

What you do is, you buy a PS3, what sort of question is this? Waste Of Time

you put the controller in your mouth and flail your head around until you get dizzy and slam into a wall

WTF go buy one and you will get used to it their are buttons fool